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<Greencoat1982> anyone awake in here yet?
<Greencoat1982> I'll introduce whoever helps me to a real live girl
<Greencoat1982> I am getting no audio and none of the solutions from the forums are working
<Greencoat1982> What do you have to do to get help in this room?
<WeblionX> Wait.
<WeblionX> I imagine most people here are doing this in their spare time.
<Greencoat1982> Yeah, because I don't work or go to school or anything
<WeblionX> So leave the chat open
<Greencoat1982> are you that dense?
<WeblionX> As dense as uranium.
<Greencoat1982> say hello to the ignore bin moron
<WeblionX> Mind you, I don't represent anyone here.
<WeblionX> But for a free product I really wouldn't expect 24/7 live chat support.
<WeblionX> Not that you probably see any of this.
<Greencoat1982> SO are there any non-morons paying attention yet?
<WeblionX> I'd wager not.
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<Greencoat1982> this is a pointless channel
<Crumbles> does anyone know why the heck my windows virtualbox won't see my usb external hard drive?  Hopefully someone else is awake in here by now... :)
<Greencoat1982> Nope crumbles everyone is still busy masturbating
<WeblionX> Crumbles: Well, I can only think of the obvious, that it's not connected in vbox.
<S_SubZero> what I do is, I see how a person acts, and if I feel they are worth helping, I help them.
<Greencoat1982> Right sub zero
<Greencoat1982> the only way to get people to respond on here is to insult them
<Greencoat1982> otherwise they are too lazy to type
<Greencoat1982> and before you try to argue, you already have proven my point
<WeblionX> Crumbles: Do other USB devices work with virtualbox?
<Greencoat1982> so s_subzero are you a part of the problem or part of the solution?
<Greencoat1982> or just plain condescending?
<S_SubZero> ...otherwise I just keep quiet.
<S_SubZero> my virtual machines aren't quiet, they have all kinds of working sound
<Greencoat1982> So you have no clue about getting W7 to install and recognize realtek drivers
<Greencoat1982> I've followed everything on the forums but none of it works
<Greencoat1982> I have the drivers downloaded from RT
<Greencoat1982> I've installed and reinstalled and reinstalled
<Crumbles> wait, apparently I have to add my username to the virtualbox group?
<Crumbles> going to try that... logging out and logging back in... brb.
<Greencoat1982> I've manually installed, I've automatically installed
<Greencoat1982> I've booted and rebooted and updated
<Greencoat1982> I have audio enabled in the settings
<WeblionX> Greencoat: You install the guest additions?
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<morphing> somebody here ?
<WeblionX> Yep.
<Greencoat1982> no one thats helping morphing
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<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<WeblionX> Hi.
<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<LetarisFran-da33> can you help me
<WeblionX> Perhaps.
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<LetarisFran-da33> can you help me get ubuntu or xfce or debian on xo labop
<LetarisFran-da33> plz
<WeblionX> Hmm.
<LetarisFran-da33> xo labtop
<WeblionX> Well, any desktop edition should technically install.
<LetarisFran-da33> ok can you help me
<WeblionX> The problem is the diskspace.
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<WeblionX> Do you have a specific problem with it?
<LetarisFran-da33> what
<WeblionX> Is there a specific error you are encountering, or have you not tried yet?
<LetarisFran-da33> no
<WeblionX> You can get a how-to here: http://www.olpcnews.com/software/operating_system/how_to_ubuntu_on_xo_laptop.html
<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<WeblionX> Hi.
<LetarisFran-da33> how about xfce
<WeblionX> You can either install Ubuntu then install xfce, or install xubuntu.
<LetarisFran-da33> xxfce
<LetarisFran-da33> xfce
<WeblionX> Xubuntu has xfce by default.
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<LetarisFran-da33> so can youhelp me get it on my xo labtop
<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<WeblionX> I can possibly help you with problems, but I can't walk you through the whole process.
<LetarisFran-da33> noy ubuntu but xfce
<WeblionX> XFCE isn't an operating system.
<LetarisFran-da33> not ubuntu but xfce
<LetarisFran-da33> ok how a bout xubuntu
<WeblionX> What about installing it do you need help with?
<LetarisFran-da33> yes plz it is for my computer school
<LetarisFran-da33> i well make a F if i dont do it
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<WeblionX> http://olpcnews.com/forum/index.php?topic=1436.0
<WeblionX> Do you have a USB drive or SD card that's at least 600MB?
<WeblionX> Or do you have a USB CD drive?
<LetarisFran-da33> yes
<WeblionX> Which one?
<LetarisFran-da33> i have a usb with 999MB onit
<WeblionX> OK.
<LetarisFran-da33> on it
<LetarisFran-da33> so what to do
<WeblionX> Do you have a second Linux computer, or just the XO laptop?
<LetarisFran-da33> jest the xo labtop
<WeblionX> So open a command-line window and follow the how-to.  Start with `su -` and do what it says.
<LetarisFran-da33> a what
<WeblionX> You have to run `su -`
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<LetarisFran-da33> i did it
<WeblionX> And then do what the webpage says.
<LetarisFran-da33> what webpge
<WeblionX> http://olpcnews.com/forum/index.php?topic=1436.0
<LetarisFran-da33> what webpage
<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<WeblionX> http://olpcnews.com/forum/index.php?topic=1436.0 <- That webpage.
<LetarisFran-da33> These instructions are for installing Ubuntu using the compressed files approach.  If you want to install using the image, see the Installing Ubuntu using a disk image topic.  If you're not sure which install technique to use, see the Ubuntu Install Technique Comparison thread.
<LetarisFran-da33> Before you begin, you'll need at least three things:
<LetarisFran-da33> 1. A USB or SD drive that's at least 600 MB
<LetarisFran-da33> 2. The developer key for your XO (see here for how to get one)
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<LetarisFran-da33> hello
<WeblionX> -_-
<LetarisFran-da33> can you call me
<WeblionX> No, I will not call you.
<LetarisFran-da33> plz or i well make a F
<LetarisFran-da33> it is faster
<LetarisFran-da33> a F
<WeblionX> Oh poor you.
<WeblionX> Follow the webpage.
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<LetarisFran-da33> bye i do not have time chating with you if you wont help me ok.I well make F ok and you can not call me.
<LetarisFran-da33> so 
<WeblionX> Bye then.
<LetarisFran-da33> bitch
<WeblionX> I love you too.  Have fun failing.
<LetarisFran-da33> yo mama
<WeblionX> Man, seriously, just go fail already.
<WeblionX> Not my fault you can't keep up with classes.
<LetarisFran-da33> so 
<LetarisFran-da33> i well help you if you was make a F
<LetarisFran-da33> ok
<WeblionX> I doubt you'd be able to.
<LetarisFran-da33> bye bitch
<WeblionX> Bye baby, have a good night.
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<razaIrc2872352> IO NO PARLO ITALIANO ES IDIOMA MEDIO TROLO PREFIERO EL ESPAÑOL
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<yzer3> your program sucks every other day  i have to uninstal and reinstall to use it fix it or scrap it
<dcat> oh well
<dcat> find a new program
<yzer3> fuck off
<dcat> !kb yzer3 exit stage right
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<dudu> ai seus viados
<Cyko_01> um english dudu
<Cyko_01> dudu: in english please
<dudu> epañol
<dudu> español
<WeblionX> razabot spanish
<RazaBot> Español (Spanish) Forum: http://forums.shareaza.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=27
<dudu> fuck you
<dudu> fuck
<WeblionX> Nice to see you're learning English.
<Cyko_01> no podemos ayudarte si no hablas inglés 
<Cyko_01> :p
<WeblionX> However, that's not a way to get help.
<dudu> aonde tu localiza?
<Cyko_01> no podemos ayudarte si no hablas inglés 
<Cyko_01> good old google translate
<Felipez> razabot spanish
<RazaBot> Español (Spanish) Forum: http://forums.shareaza.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=27
<Felipez> vas a lo forum en espanol
<dudu> thank you 
<Felipez> ;)
<dudu> its bixa
<dudu> its mother is an excrement 
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<SHIFTY1337> I was told that I could order hambugers and pizza's here?
<SHIFTY1337> where can I order them?
<WeblionX> Please drive through to the next window.
<SHIFTY1337> I havent ordered anything yet..
<WeblionX> Please drive through to the next window.
<SHIFTY1337> sir, I havent ordered anything yet!!
<WeblionX> Please drive through to the next window to order.
<SHIFTY1337> ok, well, how do I get to the next window
<WeblionX> Alt+F4
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<WeblionX> Oh, perhaps it was Alt+Tab...
<Rainbearer> heh
<Rainbearer> let's hope that guy just played along :)
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<SHIFTY1337> hmm
<SHIFTY1337> it crashed for me
<WeblionX> The store is now closing.  No further orders will be accepted at this point.
<SHIFTY1337> lol
<SHIFTY1337> plz wait
<WeblionX> Please finish your meal within 30 minutes.
<SHIFTY1337> I HAVENT ORDERED ANYTHING YET SIR
<WeblionX> All customers must leave after those 30 minutes.
<SHIFTY1337> WHERE CAN I FUCKING ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA!
<SHIFTY1337> geez
<SHIFTY1337> I want to talk to your boss if you dont tell me right now
<WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
<WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
<SHIFTY1337> fucking hell
<SHIFTY1337> thats it
<SHIFTY1337> whos your boss
<WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
<WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
<SHIFTY1337> fuck you
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<Expicious> hello, I heard that we can order pizzas and hamburgers in here?
<WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
<WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
<Expicious> dude
<Expicious> I just got in
<Pindakaas> bah now im gonna order a pizza
<Expicious> well
<Expicious> Im just gonna order one aswell
<Expicious> Can I have a pizza with salami and cheese please
<WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
<WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
<Expicious> is there any other order terminal?
<digibob> if this continues, i *will* stab one of you
<Expicious> are you WeblionX's boss?
<digibob> it's turning into the 2nd season of little britain
<Expicious> you shouldnt be so rude to customers
<WeblionX> Notice: This order terminal is shutting down for maintenance.
<Expicious> ill find another pizza and hamburger shop
<Expicious> you guys suck
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<[NW]reyalP> your bro should be able to tell you how to bypass the router
<ZL1NkO> i dont want to shut the router down
<[NW]reyalP> if the router is the problem, there might be a firmware update or
 something for it, or a known workaround you can find on google
<ZL1NkO> i dont like reading
<ZL1NkO> :)
<[NW]reyalP> well then don't expect to solve your problem
<ZL1NkO> ye
<[NW]reyalP> if you aren't willing to take the steps to figure out what is wrong,
 why the hell should we spend our time trying to help you
<[NW]reyalP> ffs
<ZL1NkO> becouse, every time i try to fix something
<[NW]reyalP> google should be your first step
<ZL1NkO> i fuck it up even more
<ZL1NkO> i look @ a pc as a stress relief/ fun machine
<[NW]reyalP> google name of your router + enemy territory
<ZL1NkO> yes
<[NW]reyalP> or quake
<ZL1NkO> thanks for help anyway
<ZL1NkO> bb
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<som1> whats up with that not putting betatests on website
<som1> where the fuck are we supposed to get them from
<WeblionX> som1: They ARE up on the website.
<som1> where?
<WeblionX> The forums?
<som1> as if people go there?
<|FF|Im2good4u> yeh
<WeblionX> Well, they do.
<WeblionX> Quite a few, at that.
<som1> yeah well they suck put them on the website or just stop updating ur fucking mod
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<nforce> GUYS
<nforce> PLEASE LISTEN TO ME
<WeblionX> NO!
<arima> MAYBE|
<nforce> ID LIKE TO MAKE A SPEECH
<nforce> ETPRO IS SHIT
<nforce> BANI IS SHIT
<arima> MAYBE NOT
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<arima> false, mixed opinion
<arima> :/
<nforce> U ARE SHIT
<nforce> GOLDRUSH IS SHIT
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<dukeku> aww i wanted to

<Shareaza1918> question about using the p2p
<Shareaza1918> im a new user
<Shareaza1918> read the FAQ
<Shareaza1918> can someone lend an ear
<WeblionX> Sorry,  I am using both.
<Shareaza1918> does it work with a firewall in place
<dcat> poor Bob, he doesn't have any email friends
<WeblionX> If you set it up properly.
<Shareaza1918> resource?
<Shareaza1918> for set up
<WeblionX> It depends on the firewall.
<Shareaza1918> im not super computer savy suggestions
<Shareaza1918> ?
<WeblionX> What firewall do you have?
<Shareaza1918> dont know - how do i determine
<WeblionX> Is there an icon for it?
<Shareaza1918> where would that be? LAN properties?
<dcat> i think it is going to be nearly impossible to help you if you don't at least know
 if you have a firewall and the name of it
<Shareaza1918> is it in the Lan properties or somewhere else
<Shareaza1918> control panel?
<WeblionX> No.
<Shareaza1918> tcp ip settings
<Shareaza1918> ?
<WeblionX> It will only be there if you are using WindowsXP's built-in firewall.
<Shareaza1918> im using windows 2000 -
<WeblionX> Where did you find out that you had a firewall?
<Shareaza1918> just specuulating
<Shareaza1918> speculating
* dcat smacks forehead
<WeblionX> Oi gevalt..
<dcat> ... against desk

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<Shareaza1> I'm actually scared to even say anything
<WeblionX> Too late.
<Shareaza1> I have several questions...and I read plenty of stuff
<Shareaza1> but I'm still not doing anything with Shareaza
<WeblionX> Then pay attention to the topic.  Note the "ask and wait" part.
<Shareaza1> I haven't as of yet ASKED anything have I?
<WeblionX> Exactly.
<WeblionX> ASK and then wait.
<dcat> some people read it backward, they wait, then ask, then 2 seconds later they leave
<Shareaza1> and as I said (chat tuff guy) I HAVE NOT asked anything have I
<ShareazaBot> [ Shareaza1 ] Please read the topic!
<WeblionX> So ask it!
* WeblionX thwaps the bot.
<dcat> this is getting amusing
<Shareaza1> as I said...I'm trying to find it and then ask...so as to not have to contend
 with any "online gangstas"
* dcat pokes MikeW for his stupidity
<WeblionX> Well, if you don't know what to ask, then we can't help you.
<MikeW> ow
<dcat> uh oh, you've fallen in to the Shareaza gaaaangstas chat
<Shareaza1> again I say i'M READING FIRST
<Shareaza1> this is exactly why I don't ask anything
<WeblionX> Then finish reading.
<Shareaza1> too many online tough gurys
<dcat> everyone be quiet while Shareaza1 reads
<WeblionX> Geez.
* WeblionX makes noise.
<dcat> as the head "gangsta" i order you lower ranking people to silence!
* WeblionX yawns.
<Shareaza1> entirely too many of you "online gangstas"...fortunately in real life...ya'll
 shook. 
<WeblionX> Interesting...  WinRAR can decode UUE.
<WeblionX> "Ya'll shook?"
<Shareaza1> exactly gangsta...shook
<dcat> it's "gangsta" for "dead"
<WeblionX> Ah.
<dcat> go back to gangsta school!
<Shareaza1> it's actually gangsta for "scared"...yet another "online tough gury"...
<WeblionX> See, since I'm not a "gangsta" I am not well versed in the "streets" language.
<Shareaza1> good thing the suburbs house y'all
<Shareaza1> yet online you act plenty tough
<WeblionX> And a good thing I simply tell you to ask your question and wait.
<WeblionX> Geez.
<dcat> here i thought i was having fun...
<dcat> but i'm actually a tough guy
<WeblionX> If you don't have a question...  Then don't ask!
<dcat> i didn't realize i was intimidating :)
<WeblionX> Ah, simplicity.
<Shareaza1> I'm a grown man, find you somebody to play with
<Shareaza1> you are annoying...
<dcat> i'm tryign to be
<dcat> so that all the old people will leave :)
<WeblionX> No thanks, I like living alone in a cardboard box under the stairs in the corner
 of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
<dcat> Shareaza1: for a small fee i'll act as professional as you want
* WeblionX ponders what to do with his other computer.
<Shareaza1> dcat, please continue to be annoying
<Shareaza1> this is your opportunity to be tough
<Shareaza1> you'll NEEEEEEEEEEEVER get this chance again
<Shareaza1> so knock yourself out
<WeblionX> Look, either ask a question or don't.  No one really cares whether or not you
 actually will use Shareaza.
<dcat> i shoudl kick him just to show how tough i am... :) i seek the poooowwwa
<WeblionX> Now, now, dcat.  Don't be corrupt...
<dcat> yea that's the Kutulus thing to do
<dcat> i've sworn not to do that
<Shareaza1> do what you gotta
<dcat> Kath: is your husband like this? :)
<Shareaza1> I don't expect any accountability from any online characters
<dcat> ditto
<Shareaza1> everytime I come online there's some suburb moron with jokes
<WeblionX> That's nice.
<dcat> let loose, enjoy yourself
<Kath> is my husband like what dcat?
<dcat> like Shareaza1
<Kath> i've been away and don't want to read back
<Kath> i'm too tired
<dcat> go to sleep hehe
<dcat> play with your new internet tomorrow :)
<Kath> thats my plan
<Kath> thanks dcat :)
<Kath> it's been a traumatic week
<Shareaza1> y'know what, since I been on here I've been contending with you 2, and you
 still taking jabs...
<WeblionX> You're going to leave?
<Kath> hey hey
<Shareaza1> I really hope one day you do this without a keyboard, like in reality, and
 someone hands you your ass
<Kath> whats going on?
<WeblionX> So...
<dcat> indeed, once someone strikes i just keep on going
<WeblionX> You want me to say to someone...
<WeblionX> If you have a question ask and wait...
<WeblionX> And they'll kill me?
<Shareaza1> online you keep going
<Shareaza1> and I haven't struck once
<dcat> yes online
<WeblionX> Look, what exactly do you want?
<Shareaza1> what you got for me
<Shareaza1> nothing
<WeblionX> So, if you want nothing...
<Shareaza1> matter of a fact, beat it WeblionX, you were the first knucklehead to come
 outta pocket
<Shareaza1> oh, that means "say something condensending"
<dcat> you don't wnat to anger the tech support...
<WeblionX> One moment..
<dcat> unless of course you don't need support
<Shareaza1> support, I already realize it's like that
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<WeblionX> <Shareaza1> I have several questions...and I read plenty of stuff
<WeblionX> Jerk.