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  • I Must Use It!
  • Its Mother
  • Please Drive Through...
  • Help me help myself. Without myself doing anything.
  • Check The Banlist, Duh!
  • Yeah Well... You Suck
  • Announcement in #ETPro
  • Firewall Problems
  • Contradictions and Gangstas
  • I Must Use It!
    --> yzer3 (raza_en@p2p-984956D6.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #shareaza
    <yzer3> your program sucks every other day  i have to uninstal and reinstall to use it fix it or scrap it
    <dcat> oh well
    <dcat> find a new program
    <yzer3> fuck off
    <dcat> !kb yzer3 exit stage right
    --- ShareazaBot sets ban on *!*@p2p-984956D6.hsd1.mi.comcast.net
    <-- ShareazaBot has kicked yzer3 from #Shareaza (exit stage right)

  • Its Mother
    --> dudu (dudu@p2p-C2189A10.poa.virtua.com.br) has joined #shareaza
    <dudu> ai seus viados
    <Cyko_01> um english dudu
    <Cyko_01> dudu: in english please
    <dudu> epañol
    <dudu> español
    <WeblionX> razabot spanish
    <RazaBot> Español (Spanish) Forum: http://forums.shareaza.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=27
    <dudu> fuck you
    <dudu> fuck
    <WeblionX> Nice to see you're learning English.
    <Cyko_01> no podemos ayudarte si no hablas inglés 
    <Cyko_01> :p
    <WeblionX> However, that's not a way to get help.
    <dudu> aonde tu localiza?
    <Cyko_01> no podemos ayudarte si no hablas inglés 
    <Cyko_01> good old google translate
    <Felipez> razabot spanish
    <RazaBot> Español (Spanish) Forum: http://forums.shareaza.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=27
    <Felipez> vas a lo forum en espanol
    <dudu> thank you 
    <Felipez> ;)
    <dudu> its bixa
    <dudu> its mother is an excrement 
    <-- dudu has quit (Client exited)

  • Please Drive Through
    --> SHIFTY1337 (~jongeahdo@ip565259a6.speed.planet.nl) has joined #splashdamage
    <SHIFTY1337> I was told that I could order hambugers and pizza's here?
    <SHIFTY1337> where can I order them?
    <WeblionX> Please drive through to the next window.
    <SHIFTY1337> I havent ordered anything yet..
    <WeblionX> Please drive through to the next window.
    <SHIFTY1337> sir, I havent ordered anything yet!!
    <WeblionX> Please drive through to the next window to order.
    <SHIFTY1337> ok, well, how do I get to the next window
    <WeblionX> Alt+F4
    <-- SHIFTY1337 has quit (Signed off)
    <WeblionX> Oh, perhaps it was Alt+Tab...
    <Rainbearer> heh
    <Rainbearer> let's hope that guy just played along :)
    --> SHIFTY1337 (~jongeahdo@ip565259a6.speed.planet.nl) has joined #splashdamage
    <SHIFTY1337> hmm
    <SHIFTY1337> it crashed for me
    <WeblionX> The store is now closing.  No further orders will be accepted at this point.
    <SHIFTY1337> lol
    <SHIFTY1337> plz wait
    <WeblionX> Please finish your meal within 30 minutes.
    <SHIFTY1337> I HAVENT ORDERED ANYTHING YET SIR
    <WeblionX> All customers must leave after those 30 minutes.
    <SHIFTY1337> WHERE CAN I FUCKING ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA!
    <SHIFTY1337> geez
    <SHIFTY1337> I want to talk to your boss if you dont tell me right now
    <WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
    <WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
    <SHIFTY1337> fucking hell
    <SHIFTY1337> thats it
    <SHIFTY1337> whos your boss
    <WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
    <WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
    <SHIFTY1337> fuck you
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    --> Expicious (~jongeahdo@ip565259a6.speed.planet.nl) has joined #splashdamage
    <Expicious> hello, I heard that we can order pizzas and hamburgers in here?
    <WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
    <WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
    <Expicious> dude
    <Expicious> I just got in
    <Pindakaas> bah now im gonna order a pizza
    <Expicious> well
    <Expicious> Im just gonna order one aswell
    <Expicious> Can I have a pizza with salami and cheese please
    <WeblionX> I'm sorry, this order terminal is currently closed.  Please submit all comments to our website.
    <WeblionX> Thank you and have a nice day.
    <Expicious> is there any other order terminal?
    <digibob> if this continues, i *will* stab one of you
    <Expicious> are you WeblionX's boss?
    <digibob> it's turning into the 2nd season of little britain
    <Expicious> you shouldnt be so rude to customers
    <WeblionX> Notice: This order terminal is shutting down for maintenance.
    <Expicious> ill find another pizza and hamburger shop
    <Expicious> you guys suck
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  • Help me help myself. Without myself doing anything.
    <[NW]reyalP> your bro should be able to tell you how to bypass the router
    <ZL1NkO> i dont want to shut the router down
    <[NW]reyalP> if the router is the problem, there might be a firmware update or
     something for it, or a known workaround you can find on google
    <ZL1NkO> i dont like reading
    <ZL1NkO> :)
    <[NW]reyalP> well then don't expect to solve your problem
    <ZL1NkO> ye
    <[NW]reyalP> if you aren't willing to take the steps to figure out what is wrong,
     why the hell should we spend our time trying to help you
    <[NW]reyalP> ffs
    <ZL1NkO> becouse, every time i try to fix something
    <[NW]reyalP> google should be your first step
    <ZL1NkO> i fuck it up even more
    <ZL1NkO> i look @ a pc as a stress relief/ fun machine
    <[NW]reyalP> google name of your router + enemy territory
    <ZL1NkO> yes
    <[NW]reyalP> or quake
    <ZL1NkO> thanks for help anyway
    <ZL1NkO> bb
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  • Check The Banlist, Duh!
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    --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to Boco
    <DrGamut> boco de chocobo
    <WeblionX> OMG evading ban!
    <DrGamut> no
    <DrGamut> check the banlist noob
    <DrGamut> oh wait
    <DrGamut> wtf
    --- WeblionX sets ban on *!*n=asdasd@*.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
    <-- WeblionX has kicked DrGamut from #etpro (WeblionX)
    

  • Yeah Well... You Suck
    --> som1 (n=fluffy@netcache2.tau.ac.il) has joined #etpro
    <som1> whats up with that not putting betatests on website
    <som1> where the fuck are we supposed to get them from
    <WeblionX> som1: They ARE up on the website.
    <som1> where?
    <WeblionX> The forums?
    <som1> as if people go there?
    <|FF|Im2good4u> yeh
    <WeblionX> Well, they do.
    <WeblionX> Quite a few, at that.
    <som1> yeah well they suck put them on the website or just stop updating ur fucking mod
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  • Announcement in #ETPro
    <nforce> GUYS
    <nforce> PLEASE LISTEN TO ME
    <WeblionX> NO!
    <arima> MAYBE|
    <nforce> ID LIKE TO MAKE A SPEECH
    <nforce> ETPRO IS SHIT
    <nforce> BANI IS SHIT
    <arima> MAYBE NOT
    <-- WeblionX has kicked nforce from #etpro (WeblionX)
    --> nforce (~lol@spc1-cosh4-3-0-cust2.cosh.broadband.ntl.com) has joined #ETPRO
    <arima> false, mixed opinion
    <arima> :/
    <nforce> U ARE SHIT
    <nforce> GOLDRUSH IS SHIT
    --- zinx sets mode +q #etpro *!*@spc1-cosh4-3-0-cust2.cosh.broadband.ntl.com
    --- WeblionX sets ban on *!*@*.cosh.broadband.ntl.com
    <-- WeblionX has kicked nforce from #etpro (WeblionX)
    --- dukeku sets ban on nforce!*@*
    <dukeku> aww i wanted to

  • Firewall Problems
    <Shareaza1918> question about using the p2p
    <Shareaza1918> im a new user
    <Shareaza1918> read the FAQ
    <Shareaza1918> can someone lend an ear
    <WeblionX> Sorry,  I am using both.
    <Shareaza1918> does it work with a firewall in place
    <dcat> poor Bob, he doesn't have any email friends
    <WeblionX> If you set it up properly.
    <Shareaza1918> resource?
    <Shareaza1918> for set up
    <WeblionX> It depends on the firewall.
    <Shareaza1918> im not super computer savy suggestions
    <Shareaza1918> ?
    <WeblionX> What firewall do you have?
    <Shareaza1918> dont know - how do i determine
    <WeblionX> Is there an icon for it?
    <Shareaza1918> where would that be? LAN properties?
    <dcat> i think it is going to be nearly impossible to help you if you don't at least know
     if you have a firewall and the name of it
    <Shareaza1918> is it in the Lan properties or somewhere else
    <Shareaza1918> control panel?
    <WeblionX> No.
    <Shareaza1918> tcp ip settings
    <Shareaza1918> ?
    <WeblionX> It will only be there if you are using WindowsXP's built-in firewall.
    <Shareaza1918> im using windows 2000 -
    <WeblionX> Where did you find out that you had a firewall?
    <Shareaza1918> just specuulating
    <Shareaza1918> speculating
    * dcat smacks forehead
    <WeblionX> Oi gevalt..
    <dcat> ... against desk

  • Contradictions and Gangstas
    * Shareaza1 (shareaza@p2p-DB86742.net728.fl.sprint-hsd.net) has joined #shareaza
    <Shareaza1> I'm actually scared to even say anything
    <WeblionX> Too late.
    <Shareaza1> I have several questions...and I read plenty of stuff
    <Shareaza1> but I'm still not doing anything with Shareaza
    <WeblionX> Then pay attention to the topic.  Note the "ask and wait" part.
    <Shareaza1> I haven't as of yet ASKED anything have I?
    <WeblionX> Exactly.
    <WeblionX> ASK and then wait.
    <dcat> some people read it backward, they wait, then ask, then 2 seconds later they leave
    <Shareaza1> and as I said (chat tuff guy) I HAVE NOT asked anything have I
    <ShareazaBot> [ Shareaza1 ] Please read the topic!
    <WeblionX> So ask it!
    * WeblionX thwaps the bot.
    <dcat> this is getting amusing
    <Shareaza1> as I said...I'm trying to find it and then ask...so as to not have to contend
     with any "online gangstas"
    * dcat pokes MikeW for his stupidity
    <WeblionX> Well, if you don't know what to ask, then we can't help you.
    <MikeW> ow
    <dcat> uh oh, you've fallen in to the Shareaza gaaaangstas chat
    <Shareaza1> again I say i'M READING FIRST
    <Shareaza1> this is exactly why I don't ask anything
    <WeblionX> Then finish reading.
    <Shareaza1> too many online tough gurys
    <dcat> everyone be quiet while Shareaza1 reads
    <WeblionX> Geez.
    * WeblionX makes noise.
    <dcat> as the head "gangsta" i order you lower ranking people to silence!
    * WeblionX yawns.
    <Shareaza1> entirely too many of you "online gangstas"...fortunately in real life...ya'll
     shook. 
    <WeblionX> Interesting...  WinRAR can decode UUE.
    <WeblionX> "Ya'll shook?"
    <Shareaza1> exactly gangsta...shook
    <dcat> it's "gangsta" for "dead"
    <WeblionX> Ah.
    <dcat> go back to gangsta school!
    <Shareaza1> it's actually gangsta for "scared"...yet another "online tough gury"...
    <WeblionX> See, since I'm not a "gangsta" I am not well versed in the "streets" language.
    <Shareaza1> good thing the suburbs house y'all
    <Shareaza1> yet online you act plenty tough
    <WeblionX> And a good thing I simply tell you to ask your question and wait.
    <WeblionX> Geez.
    <dcat> here i thought i was having fun...
    <dcat> but i'm actually a tough guy
    <WeblionX> If you don't have a question...  Then don't ask!
    <dcat> i didn't realize i was intimidating :)
    <WeblionX> Ah, simplicity.
    <Shareaza1> I'm a grown man, find you somebody to play with
    <Shareaza1> you are annoying...
    <dcat> i'm tryign to be
    <dcat> so that all the old people will leave :)
    <WeblionX> No thanks, I like living alone in a cardboard box under the stairs in the corner
     of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
    <dcat> Shareaza1: for a small fee i'll act as professional as you want
    * WeblionX ponders what to do with his other computer.
    <Shareaza1> dcat, please continue to be annoying
    <Shareaza1> this is your opportunity to be tough
    <Shareaza1> you'll NEEEEEEEEEEEVER get this chance again
    <Shareaza1> so knock yourself out
    <WeblionX> Look, either ask a question or don't.  No one really cares whether or not you
     actually will use Shareaza.
    <dcat> i shoudl kick him just to show how tough i am... :) i seek the poooowwwa
    <WeblionX> Now, now, dcat.  Don't be corrupt...
    <dcat> yea that's the Kutulus thing to do
    <dcat> i've sworn not to do that
    <Shareaza1> do what you gotta
    <dcat> Kath: is your husband like this? :)
    <Shareaza1> I don't expect any accountability from any online characters
    <dcat> ditto
    <Shareaza1> everytime I come online there's some suburb moron with jokes
    <WeblionX> That's nice.
    <dcat> let loose, enjoy yourself
    <Kath> is my husband like what dcat?
    <dcat> like Shareaza1
    <Kath> i've been away and don't want to read back
    <Kath> i'm too tired
    <dcat> go to sleep hehe
    <dcat> play with your new internet tomorrow :)
    <Kath> thats my plan
    <Kath> thanks dcat :)
    <Kath> it's been a traumatic week
    <Shareaza1> y'know what, since I been on here I've been contending with you 2, and you
     still taking jabs...
    <WeblionX> You're going to leave?
    <Kath> hey hey
    <Shareaza1> I really hope one day you do this without a keyboard, like in reality, and
     someone hands you your ass
    <Kath> whats going on?
    <WeblionX> So...
    <dcat> indeed, once someone strikes i just keep on going
    <WeblionX> You want me to say to someone...
    <WeblionX> If you have a question ask and wait...
    <WeblionX> And they'll kill me?
    <Shareaza1> online you keep going
    <Shareaza1> and I haven't struck once
    <dcat> yes online
    <WeblionX> Look, what exactly do you want?
    <Shareaza1> what you got for me
    <Shareaza1> nothing
    <WeblionX> So, if you want nothing...
    <Shareaza1> matter of a fact, beat it WeblionX, you were the first knucklehead to come
     outta pocket
    <Shareaza1> oh, that means "say something condensending"
    <dcat> you don't wnat to anger the tech support...
    <WeblionX> One moment..
    <dcat> unless of course you don't need support
    <Shareaza1> support, I already realize it's like that
    * Shareaza1 (shareaza@p2p-DB86742.net728.fl.sprint-hsd.net) Quit (QUIT: Leaving)
    <WeblionX> <Shareaza1> I have several questions...and I read plenty of stuff
    <WeblionX> Fucker