This is just a file of quotes that either I have thought up or heard elsewhere that I want to share
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*The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
	- George Bernard Shaw

*You have to build a crappy plant and then do everything wrong to make it explode. i.e. Chernobyl, which was built crappy and then they did everything wrong. Three Mile Island, on the other hand, killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.
	- Sirithil @ EsperNet

*I don't want to be on the business end of a bad mistake.
	- Adam Savage @ MythBusters

*Well whatever the outcome, the Moore the merrier. Thats the law.
	- pilgrim23 (716938) @ /.

*Asante sana, squash banana. We we nugu, mi mi apana
	- Popularized by Rafiki in The Lion King

*Gray is a color.  Grey is a colour.
	- ltninja (937614) @ /.

*If anyone wants my opinion, the fire's kind of O.T.T.  There's a million years of evolution, and then there's showing off
 	- Desmod @ Scary Go Round (By John Allison)

*Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
	- Bill Vaughn

*"Where do socks go in the laundry?" "They travel through wormholes and emerge in the back of the closet as spare hangers."
	- TinBromide (921574) & aborchers (471342) @ #17884962, /.

*Asterisks won't bring them back you know!
	- Unknown @ 4chan

*This thread went from fail to win. All thanks to Phoenix Wright.
	- Sage Freehaven @ sidechan

*Avoid crocodile-related chances.
	- Tim Jones @ Scary Go Round (By John Allison)

*You can't say 'conspiracy' without 'piracy' and they can still hang you for that.
	- Ryan Beckwith @ Scary Go Round (By John Allison)

*Years from now, a word will be created to describe the amount of fail I just achieved...
	- Daniel Tifona (As Alexsi) @ DMFA

*The majority of the budget must have gone into the pyros. Pretty much everything explodes, whether it wants to or not.
	- tippy_theoneliner_com (ur2501902) @ IMDb

*I don't have time to bleed
	- Blain (Jesse Ventura) @ Predator

*This channel feels like stabbing
	- AndySquirrel @ FurNet

*Suggestion - Don't use the banhammer. Then people don't fire up their drama-llamas.
	- Burfdl @ FurNet

*In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
	- Friedrich Nietzsche

*Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
	- Friedrich Nietzsche

*The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
	- Friedrich Nietzsche @ The Dawn, Sec. 297

*He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
	- Friedrich Nietzsche @ Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146

*You have a correct configuration. You gain 2 skill points.
	- Russ Nelson (33911) @ /.

*If you're going to have your head in the gutter, you might as well explore the entire sewer system.
	- Michael G. Whitman

*We can only dream that someday [...] it will not be impolite to say "I'm an introvert. You are a wonderful person and I like you. But now please shush."
	- Jonathan Rauch

*When you're right about something, I get the sick sensation that reality is broken.
	- Amy Chilton @ Scary Go Round

*The golden rule: Some people are real stupid
	- The Inimical Priest @ VCL

*Never underestimate a good spy network.
	- Amber M. Panyko @ DMFA

*I thank God for giving me the ability to not believe in him.
	- WeblionX

*You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
	- Mel_Smiley_VIP (Quoted from ???)

*Mac built the better mouse trap, but most people just wanted a big, cheap sledge hammer.
	- organum (210731) @ /.

*Just a random fact: four M-80s taped together and lit at the same time equal a stick of dynomite
	- <Scandavian> @ Espernet

*I am the only one who has consistently made levels for W:ET that crash the game.
	- WeblionX

*When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt.
	- Signature of dallask (320655) /.

*"Man keeps an eye on the universe, but who will keep an eye on Man?"
	- WeblionX

*Truth is like spit.  Sometimes it is disgusting.  And sometimes, it is just too much too swallow.
	- WeblionX

*It's different styles of engineering and design. American engineering and tech rarely goes wrong, but when it does your in serious trouble. With Russian tech, it breaks a lot but you can fix it with some duct tape. In the end, they almost cancel each other out. The difference being that the American stuff is a lot more shiny.
	- Terraus (NS)

*Gotta run, my government is collapsing
	- G. B. Trudeau

*Don't worry, we're only planning on taking over Mars...
	- WeblionX

*You can't run a vacuum cleaner off twelve amps, John!
	-  @ Apollo 13 (The Movie)

*Life... Life is like animal porn. It's not for everybody
	- Doug Stanhope

* --- The U.N.: spreading incompetence and bureaucratic misery worldwide since 1945. ---

*Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
	- Homer Simpson